ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
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