I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
