Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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