ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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