I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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