Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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