I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Randomize
