so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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