he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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