I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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