I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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