ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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