Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
this beer tastes like vomit already
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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