YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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