when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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