So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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