i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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