ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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