Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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