The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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