is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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