Heybabeimwearingurpanties
You smell like stripper and shame
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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