He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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