so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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