i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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