Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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