Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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