if i can run in heels then i can drive
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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