Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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