Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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