He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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