My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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