yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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