Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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