Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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