i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
