Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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