I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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