Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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