So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
