I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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