If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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