is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I wish i was in the wii world.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Randomize
