Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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