I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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