with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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