I want to make a zoo with you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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