I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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