Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I think your dad took our porno
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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