Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
How external is "for external use only"?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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